A very funny anthology of poems exploring what children would do if they were in charge. Bossing parents around? Yes! Only ever eating ice cream? Maybe. Going to school? Read it and see...from 'The Prime Minister is 10 Today' by David Harmer This morning I abolished homework, detention and dinner ladies. I outlawed lumpy custard, school mashed spuds and handwriting lessons. From now on playtimes must last two hours unless it rains, in which case we all go home except the teachers who must do extra PE outside in the downpour.