THE PERFECT MURDER

Victor Smiley and his wife Joan have been married for nearly twenty years,but each barely recognises the person they wake up with every morning.Victor is so fed up with his job at the local egg-box factory -as well asdistracted by his visits to his favourite prostitute, Kamila- that hehardly notices his wife's constant ridicule. Joan has resigned herself tothe fact that Victor will never see beyond her double-chin to a new haircut or outfit. She even puts up with his constant snoring which keeps herup night after night. Just. For unbeknownst to Victor, Joan is taking hersweet revenge: spending large amounts of money on his credit card, kittingherself out in a sexy new wardrobe, to impress her secret lover, Don. Butthen, as the bills mount, Victor loses his job. Soon he realises that theonly way he can achieve his dream of setting up home with Kamila is to getJoan out of the picture. But Victor is about to get a nasty surprise. Forhe's not the only one with murder on his mind.