I Wanna Text You Up

ROOMMATE WANTED Chicks or dudes welcome! Looking for a new roomie? I have a place for you! Like your music loud? I own headphones. Enjoy having late-night guests over? Again, headphones. Want someone to help pay the bills? Do the dishes? Take out the trash? You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours (metaphorically, of course). Check us out, getting along already. Must be able to pay first and last month's rent up front. Must be okay with Breakfast & Beats. No dogs. No trying to sleep with me. Two bedrooms. One bathroom. $350/month plus electricity. If interested, email [email protected]. P.S. Wiener pics sent directly to my grandmother. Don't do that crap to her. This book does feature characters from Let's Get Textual but can be read as a standalone as the book does not follow the same timeline.