Great Lies to Tell Small Kids

The hilariously twisted cartoonist responsible for THE BOOK OF BUNNY SUICIDES and RETURN OF THE BUNNY SUICIDES switches focus with this set of illustrated "facts" to share with children. Absolutely guaranteed to warp little minds, the book includes gems like, "Eggs talk to each other after you shut the fridge door" and "We didn't have iPods when I was your age, so we all had 20-piece marching bands with 10,000 songs memorized."