MAN WALKS INTO A BAR 2 is the second volume of the hugely popular jokeseries. A one-stop shop for anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. Thejokes are ordered thematically - wives, husbands, doctors, lawyers, theFrench, the Germans, jokes about nuns, jokes about monkeys, the lot. Thereare also regular panels which group jokes by type too - Essex girls,changing a lightbulb etc. Our material will turn you into the toast of yourlocal pub or make you loathed in your own home - remember, it is all in thetelling. From the sublimely erudite to stuff Frank Carson would turn down,this book can service you with every joke you'll ever need.Including such gems as the following:- Why have elephants got big ears?Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.- A magic tractor is driving down a country road and turns into a field.- An amnesiac walks into a bar. 'Do I come here often?'- I went to a book shop and asked the saleswoman where the Self Helpsection was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.- How do you know when you're a pirate? You just arrrrrggghh.