The More I See of Men, the More I Love My Dog

Dogs are better than men. It's obvious! They are cheaper and easier to please. They are always over the moon to see you, loyal to the last and don't care when you put on weight. And when was the last time someone engaged you in conversation by pointing at your partner and saying, 'Ahhh, that's a fine looking beast you've got there. Can I stroke him?'