WHY DO MEN HAVE NIPPLES?

Is There a Doctor in the House? Say you're at a party. You've had a martinior three, and you mingle through the crowd, wondering how long you need tostay before going out for pizza. Suddenly you're introduced to someonenew, Dr. Nice Tomeetya. You forget the pizza. Now is the perfect time tobring up all those strange questions you'd like to ask during an officevisit with your own doctor but haven't had the guts (or more likely thetime) to do so. You're filled with liquid courage . . . now is yourchance! If you've ever wanted to ask a doctor . . . .How do people inwheelchairs have sex? .Why do I get a killer headache when I suck down mymilkshake too fast? .Can I lose my contact lens inside my head forever?.Why does asparagus make my pee smell? .Why do old people grow hair ontheir ears? .Is the old adage "beer before liquor, never sicker, liquorbefore beer . . ." really true? . . . then Why Do Men Have Nipples? is thebook for you. Compiled by Billy Goldberg, an emergency medicine physician,and Mark Leyner, bestselling author and well-known satirist, Why Do MenHave Nipples? offers real factual and really funny answers to some of thebig questions about the oddities of our bodies.