Doctor Whom, the grammatically correct TimeLord (or should that be TimeLord? Or is it Timelord?) has come to save our universe from the terror'sof sloppy syntax and bad grammar. With his intrepid assistant Lynne: heshere to correct greengrocers sign's, popular fiction and government memos(memoes?) before inaccurate and lazy communication rips apart the veryfabric of the space time continuum. Is it any wonder that the rise ofglobal warming has coincided with the decline in the teaching of Latin inour schools? I do'nt think so. Will the Doctor save us all? or will hisevil nemisises (nemisiss? nemisi?) The Dalek's triumph and rule over auniverse where no-one has any clear idea of the correct usage ofsemi-colons?