SELLAMILLION

THE SELLAMILLION is NOT a parody of Tolkien's THE SILMARILLION. Thatwould be pointless because although all Tolkien fans have a copy, onlythree of them have read past page 40. It is, however, a parody of all that Tolkien created as he worked on LORDOF THE RINGS. The history of the elderly days. Early missing drafts of LORDOF THE RINGS. A correspondence between the author and publisher on whetherit should be a Bellybutton Stud of Doom rather than a Ring of Power. Anexperimental version of LOTR as if written by Dr Seuss. That sort of thing. It'll be funny. Possibly hilarious. The author's toldus it will be. Promised even. And he did write THE SODDIT. And that wasquite funny.