Dear Reader, If you have picked up this book with the hope of finding asimple and cheery tale. I'm afraid you have picked up the wrong bookaltogether. The story may seem cheery at first, when the Baud...
Dear Reader, If you have not read anything about the Baudelaireorphans, then before you read even one more sentence, you should knowthis: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are kindhearted and quick-witted, but...
Dear Reader, I'm sorry to say that the book you are holding in your handsis extremely unpleasant. It tells an unhappy tale about three very unluckychildren. Even though they are charming and clever, t...
Imagine tales so terrible that as many as fifty million innocents havebeen ruined by them - tales so indelibly horrid that the New York Timesbestseller list has been unable to rid itself of them for s...
Unless you are a slug, a sea anemone, or mildew, you probably prefer notto be damp. You might also prefer not to read this book, in which theBaudelaire siblings encounter an unpleasant amount of dampn...
Lemony Snicket returns with the last book before the last book of hisbestselling Series of Unfortunate Events. Scream and run away before thesecrets of the series are revealed! Very little is known ab...
Dear Reader, You are presumably looking at the back of this book, orthe end of the end. The end of the end is the best place to begin the end,because if you read the end from the beginning of the begi...
Dear Reader, if this is the first book you found while searching for a book to read next, then the first thing you should know is that this next - to - last book is what you should put down first. Sad...
Everybody loves a carnival! Who can fail to delight in the colourful people, the unworldly spectacle, the fabulous freaks? A carnival is a place for good family fun - as long as one has a family, that...
I should have asked the question "How could someone who was missing be in two places at once?" Instead, I asked the wrong question — four wrong questions, more or less. This is the account of the seco...
Is Lemony Snicket a detective or a smoke detector? Do you smell smoke? Young apprentice Lemony Snicket is investigating a case of arson but soon finds himself enveloped in the ever-increasing mystery ...
Train travel! Murder! Librarians! A Series Finale! On all other nights, the train departs from Stain'd Station and travels to the city without stopping. But not tonight. You might ask, why is this nig...