50 WAYS TO FIND A LOVER

I feel like a failure. It's now been 351 days since I had sex. That's acarnal drought. If Bob Geldof knew about it he'd hold a concert. SarahSargeant has been single for three years and nine months. She has justspent five months plucking up the courage to ask out a balding man with apaunch who works in her local pub. The gentleman in question informed herthat he would rather stay in and watch the "Narnia" movie on DVD. Herpride has not just been bruised, it's been disembowelled. And she vowsit's the last time she will ever reach out to a member of the oppositesex. But her family and friends have other ideas. They enter her into areality TV show against her will, persuade her to go speed dating and evenmore radically, they encourage her to start a blog. Suddenly Sarah Sargeantis on a mission. A mission to explore 50 ways to find a lover.